"Hey Kotsay, sometimes it's better to just play it off the wall."
"Cruz is just dealing tonight!"
"In checking the rulebook, I learned that it's possible to get a runner home from 3rd with less than 2 outs by hitting a ball deep enough to the outfield and having the runner tag 3rd and go home before the throw reaches the plate."
"Curt Young, you are a genius!"
"Dude, the players just love Macha -- they'd do anything for him."
"If only Mecir were still here to shut them down in the 8th."
"Once again, Chavy, you totally came through for us."