Joe Blanton/Pop 'N Fresh
Eric Byrnes/Jeff Spicoli
Bobby Kielty/Ben Wallace
Nick Swisher/Cheshire Cat
Ken Macha/Doc (if Macha grew a beard)
If you all have any other ideas... post 'em up! For A's of past/present or any other MLB team. Sorry, I got this idea from looking at Blanton and thinking... Pillsbury Doughboy!