check it out - we need to get some of these to the boys...

http://www.sportingnews.com/experts/stan-mcneal/20050421.html

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Plenty has been said about performance-enhancing drugs this spring. Well, get ready for a new wave of performance enhancers, only these do not cause side effects and are not subject to suspensions. Known as performance-enhancing contact lenses, they were designed to help hitters pick up the seams on the ball better and to protect the eyes from the sun.
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