I wanted to stay positive, and I know that if I say "this team is horrible," I will be chastised the rest of the night for being so negative, and, well, just downright mean.
Heaven forbid I say something bad about our beloved team. So I will keep my post pleasant, and positive.
Scott Hatteberg. Well, another routine ground ball that any 6 year old could field .... wait, a screaming line drive that bounced off his glove in the 8th.
This was a tough chance, and gosh darn it, didn't you see him look at his glove afterward? There must have been something wrong with it .... I think he was saying, "What is this thing on my hand??!!"
Wait, no, scratch that. That wasn't very nice.
How 'bout that routine fly ball into left .... no, wait, that screaming line drive into the gap that Kielty and Kotsay couldn't reach.
Just like Kelly Leek in Bad News Bears, Kotsay should take everything hit to the outfield.
Oops. I'm sorry AN. Again, not very nice.
Oh well. Just another wonderful game at the ole' ballyard, and I'm just so happy with this wonderful bunch of guys!!!!
Good night everyone, and God bless. It's been a pleasure sharing these wonderful, positive thoughts with you all.
Hope you enjoyed the marvelous effort put out by the worst team in Oakland history .... oops, there I go again.