Thanks to Brian in 317 for the idea ...
Enjoy the poll, it's always fun to make jokes about our own biases. We all have them, don't feel bad.
For the record, I'm going with "The stat-head Beane-ers" with a dash of "The voice of reason".
Feel free to make fun of yourself ... really, I promise, you'll enjoy it. It's a great way to let off steam, relax, and get your mind off the rough start to the season.