Headline in NY Post on Randy Johnson
After Randy Johnson's first day in New York, the headline this morning in the New York Post read: BIG JERK
It seems the first thing Randy did on his way to taking his physical was to push a NY cameraman out of the way. Of course, about 3 hours later there was the expected "apology."
Do people think Randy Johnson will last three years in New York?
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shuts up a lot of critics. if he stays healthy, i expect people will not worry about a bad attitude towards the media.
imagine if he put up the same numbers last year with the yanks offense. whew.
by Eric in Atlanta on Jan 11, 2005 8:42 AM PST reply actions
He'll stick
With or without the media on his side, he'll produce big time.
by Dirtbag Pride on Jan 11, 2005 8:48 AM PST reply actions
Wrong. RJ reacted to that cameraman just
Circus time!
by Billy Ball 2005 on Jan 11, 2005 10:28 AM PST reply actions
BIG UNIT MELTDOWN
Legions of New Yorkers will wonder aloud, "why, Randy, why?" The light will be revealed upon the mystery of the BIG UNIT MELTDOWN when TCM airs its annual Biblical Highlights Festival. Only then will people realize that the rumors are true...The Unit is a direct descendant of Samson. (This will be confirmed through DNA analysis that is made possible when King George buys the Holy Lands in order to locate and exhume Samson's body.) Cutting off the mullet had the unforeseen effect of turning off the Unit's power supply--rendering him a tall, rather geeky looking Jamie Moyer clone...only without the talent.
Even New Yorkers surmize the easy antedote...in four-part harmony that makes the Chipmunks seem comparatively masculine they squeal, "YO! GROW BACK THE #%@! MULLET!"
In a rare sign of support for an underperforming New York sports celebrity, all of New York buy first class tickets upon the Mullet Mania Express. Even Steinbrenner sports a Mullet. (As a sidenote: it is determined that New Yorker Donald Trump has been sporting a mullet for years...he just wears his backwards.)
Through a strange twist, just as this is discovered, and hope is on the way, exposure to excessive heat generated by the New York media's constant camera lights will cause a previously dormant genetic trait lying deep within the Unit to activate...rapid, premature and total hair loss. Will the gloom never end....? Stay tuned to AN for updates.
by conniemack on Jan 11, 2005 11:15 AM PST reply actions
approval
by Cutthemullet on Jan 11, 2005 2:20 PM PST up reply actions
*my
by Cutthemullet on Jan 11, 2005 2:23 PM PST up reply actions
Imploding
I think the combined age of the NYY manager + pitching coach is now over 140 years also.
i'd love to see the unit backfire
methinks the unit will crack under the NYC scrutiny and go to work as a truck driver in stockton.
Wait, have the Yankees outlawed mullets?
by AlamedaAphid on Jan 11, 2005 2:05 PM PST up reply actions
Jerk
Yeah...
That "Don't talk back to me" statement just drips of arrogance. I think the NY media will send him through the wringer until opening day where RJ better shut down the Sox, or it could get really nasty with the media.
by Dirtbag Pride on Jan 11, 2005 3:19 PM PST up reply actions

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